These 11 Silly Marketing Stunts Made Us Look

A year’s worth of Auntie Anne’s pretzels can be yours with this special Golden Brown Card. In honor of National Auntie Day, Auntie Anne is giving away three cards, which entitle the holder to a year's worth of Original or Cinnamon Sugar Pretzels and Original Lemonade, plus one catering order for up to 50 people. Also on National Auntie Day, all guests get a Cinnamon Sugar or Original Pretzel with any pretzel item purchase. That still sounds like not enough pretzels.

Water safety is an important topic, especially when mixing it with alcohol in the summer months. Malibu has partnered with Olympic diver Tom Daley for their Don't Drink and Dive campaign, encouraging customers to not mix drinking with heat and swimming. To make sure we’re listening, Malibu put Daley in heat-reactive swimwear that changes colors with temperature. Lucky fans in the UK can enter to win the trunks and matching bucket hat. In the meantime, eyes up here, buddy.

Real champagne comes from France, but some of it has been to space. Mumm Cordon Rouge sent a bottle of the booze into the cosmos in collaboration with space technology experts and France's national space agency. The champers, Mumm Cordon Rouge Stellar, was transported in a custom-designed bottle featuring aerospace-grade materials and a zero-gravity pouring mechanism, while the liquid itself was carefully adjusted to account for the altered sensory perception experienced in microgravity. Soon, the bottle will be opened and sampled, but it’s safe to say, regardless, that it is out of this world.

We’ve always liked the combo of cold beer and pizza, but Papa John’s is introducing a canned cocktail that just may change everything. The Tomatini blends Papa’s signature tomato pizza sauce with basil vodka, thyme vermouth, red wine syrup and citrus. Serving it in a glass with a spicy rim is recommended for the best flavor, alongside a hot slice. In order to taste this concoction, you must enter a drawing and win.

There’s nothing like a hot donut right off the Krispy Kreme line, and there’s also something to be said for a fresh pair of Crocs. Combining the two are these donut-themed clogs. The best part about them are the oversized Jibbitz charms: a Krispy Kreme’s Original Glazed doughnut and signature Hot Light. The shoe also features interchangeable icing-themed toe caps in chocolate and strawberry with sprinkles. We’d like a dozen, please.

Those little Buzzballz cocktails always look so refreshing, but a Buzzballz pool has been beyond our wildest dreams, until now. Buzzballz has made a five-foot-tall inflatable pool that looks like its signature round bottle. Also included is a pull-tab float, a ladder, a safety alarm and a cover. You can get one at Pool.BuzzBallz.com. Catch us wasting away in Buzzballz pool-ville.

In what can only be described as the collision of greatness, National Lipstick Day is the same day as National Chicken Wing Day. To celebrate, Revlon teamed up with Guy Fieri to launch a limited-edition Flavortown shade of its Super Lustrous Glass Shine Lip Balm. The color is reminiscent of Flavortown O.G. Buffalo Wing Sauce and comes with a customizable sticker pack. Only available for Amazon Prime members through the Buy with Prime button on Revlon's website, this is a VIP ticket to Flavortown that's very off the hook, as Guy would say.

If you’ve been wondering what Wednesday Addams’ Wendy’s order is, look no further than this woe-filled fast-food meal. The Wendy's x Wednesday Meal of Misfortune includes a 10-piece chicken nugget labeled Rest in 10-Piece, a small order of Cursed & Crispy Fries and a dark cherry Raven’s Blood Frosty, served with a themed Spoon of Gloom. Customers will also receive two randomly selected Dips of Dread from four mystery sauces: You Can’t Hyde, This Will Sting, Grave Mistake and Nowhere to Woe. All the items arrive in custom packaging as a tie-in to season two of “Wednesday” on Netflix. Thankfully, Thing is not part of this collab.

A chainsaw-sliced sandwich may be overkill, but we’re here for the show. Liquid Death wants to "murder your thirst," so they’re teaming up with Sheetz and serving up made-to-order, chainsaw-sliced sandwiches at a mystery location for one day only. In addition to sandwiches cut with power tools, there will be merch, including t-shirts, totes, safety goggles, aprons and chef towels via the SheetzShop. Band-Aids should have been on the list as well.

Does this new cookie from Chips Ahoy! tell secrets about the upcoming fifth and final season of “Stranger Things”? Featuring "a rich chocolatey base, fudge chips, and a red strawberry-flavored filling — the first fruit-filled variety from Chips Ahoy!" the red center represents Rifts, portals to the Upside Down. There’s also an augmented reality game to “save the cookies” and win prizes, including a guitar inspired by Eddie Munson. The real question is if this cookie will bring back Barb.

Giving the Dunkings tracksuit a run for its money, Cheez-It is launching Cheez-Fitz, an apparel collab created in partnership with rising basketball star Rickea Jackson and renowned stylist and fashion designer Brittany Hampton. The streetwear has little flourishes inspired by the cheese crackers, such as an on-brand color palette, square accents and scalloped edges. With this fit, your alliance to your snack is unquestionable.