A Definitive Ranking of the World’s Greediest Baby’s Recipes

Chocolate hazelnut spread, crushed hazelnuts, salted pretzels, blueberry jam and melted brie cheese meld together in this rich salty-sweet medley. Is it borderline overdoing it? Perhaps. But is it also the perfect balance between salty and sweet? Absolutely.

This sandwich is something that seems like it could only be conceived of by a true American, and yet a genius, unborn British baby is the one who conceptualized it. The recipe calls for honey buttered and griddled bread, crispy bacon, crunchy peanut butter, digestive biscuits, chocolate chips and melted marshmallow — Woof! Simultaneously mouthwatering and intimidating, though it earns its place at number two.

Another super American-sounding invention (Not convinced this baby isn’t the reincarnation of Elvis at this point).This sandwich combines mac n’ cheese (yup! Heard that right), streaky bacon, crispy fried chicken and a melted mozzarella center. This one is really pushing it, but also, I want one — like immediately.

A sandwich that’s basically a dessert. Rich, decadent, but not exactly as wild as some of the other recipes on this list. This one starts with a honey buttered brioche base, peanut butter, fresh strawberries and a drizzle of honey. Then on the other side, she went in with ricotta topped with chocolate hazelnut spread, and a layer of crushed ritz crackers for a salty crunch. While a bit indulgent, this combination makes it quite the crowd pleaser.

I just found my next favorite summer pool day sandwich in this recipe, so thank you, World’s Greediest Baby. It starts with toasted sourdough, then is filled with an entire burrata, honey buttered peaches, crushed pistachios, a generous drizzle of balsamic glaze, basil and the best part, salt and vinegar chips. It’s simply perfect, no notes.

French toast with coffee added to the mix, whipped tiramisu cream, coffee-soaked biscuits, melted chocolate and crushed biscuits all come together to create a dessert sandwich that is sinfully good.

Any recipe that combines lemon and blueberry is immediately headed in the right flavor direction. Toasted bread, ricotta, lemon curd, lemon zest, crushed digestive biscuits, homemade blueberry jam and crushed hazelnuts all come together to form this tasty bite. Someone seriously give this baby a Michelin star already.

Another sickeningly sweet yet tasty sandwich for the list. This one calls for french toast, marshmallow fluff, chocolate hazelnut spread, ricotta, cherry compote, crushed salted crackers and chocolate chips.

This sandwich actually sounds like a reasonable weeknight dinner. Pan fry ciabatta, then add grilled cheese, caramelized onions, slices of filet steak, chimichurri sauce and of course, skinny fries. Savory, salty and packed with protein, it’s the perfect steak sandwich.

To end this list, there’s a bit of a controversial one. Toasted koulori bread, grilled halloumi, deseeded watermelon, a drizzle of honey, fresh mint and balsamic glaze combine to create an unexpectedly tasty summer sandwich.