Listen, we've all been thinking it for a while (don't lie), but comedian Whitney Cummings finally said it, albeit explicitly:
There! It's out in the open! Time to put an end to this nonsense. And if you're a cranberry sauce purist, that's great for you, but you're probably in the minority -- even that map of favorite Thanksgiving sides only had one single state report that their top side was cranberry sauce. Now that's saying something.
But don't worry your little Turkey Day head, because even if we don't have cranberry sauce in our Thanksgiving spread, there are still ways to incorporate this little seasonal berry. For starters, try one of these recipes.