1. Frozen Espresso Martini Frappé
Because sometimes you need a pick-me-up and a cool-me-down all at once. It's a coffee break, it's happy hour, it's the two best parts of the day blended into caffeinated, boozy perfection.
2. Blue Hawaiian
This electric blue blast of pineapple juice and coconut cream is pure, unadulterated escapism in a glass. One sip, and you’ll be hearing steel drums and wondering where you stashed your lei.
3. Frozen Mojito (“Frojito”)
It’s all the minty-limey goodness you love, but now it’s perfect for those sweltering afternoons when even stirring feels like too much effort.
4. Whiskey Sour Slushies
A sophisticated classic that's equal parts sharp and smooth. It's brilliant, a little tart and completely irresistible even when it's being a bit cold...think Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock Holmes in drink form.
5. Sgroppino
Don’t ask how to pronounce it; just pour. Lemon sorbet and prosecco do all the work; you just swirl and sip like you're the star of an Italian rom-com.
6. Jalapeño and Cucumber Margarita
Cool cucumber meets spicy jalapeño in this no-nonsense slushy with a kick. It’s crisp, it’s fiery and it doesn’t care if you can’t handle heat.
7. Boozy Frozen Strawberry Lemonade
Remember those giant, icy lemonades from the county fair that stained your tongue neon pink? This is that childhood magic all grown up and spiked with vodka.
8. Frosé (Frozen Rosé)
Rosé, frozen strawberries and a splash of lemon blend into an elegant, refreshing drink that just gets summer. If brunch had a spirit animal, this would be it.
9. Blueberry Lemon Drop Slushies
Tangy, icy and just sweet enough to be dangerous — like if a Warhead candy decided to become a responsible adult. Plus, the blueberries add antioxidants, so basically it's health food.
10. Wallaby-Darned
As fun to say as it is to drink, this peachy, champagne-infused delight from the Outback Steakhouse days of yore is a sweet and bubbly throwback.
11. Mango Castaway
Transport yourself to a deserted island (you can even bring Winston if you need a pal) with this tropical blend of ripe mango and coconut rum. It's the perfect antidote to a sweltering day, even if your "island" is just a folding chair in your backyard.