Real or fake.
One for each room, of course.
You made your very own personal pumpkin patch on the stoop.
Or the third or fourth you've already burned through.
You like bringing the apple orchard home with you.
We're all budding florists come the fall.
Messy? Sure. Worth it, aesthetically? Absolutely.
The little white ones?! Ugh.
Trust the process.
To be replaced by your Christmas wreath come Black Friday.
Examples include:
- It's fall, y'all!
- Hey, pumpkin
- I love fall most of all
...You get it.