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Elon Musk Didn't Properly Warn Californians About a Rocket Launch, and Now Everyone Thinks Aliens Invaded

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British Doctors Put a Damper on Christmas Festivities After Reporting Santa Is an Overweight Alcoholic

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Let's Talk About the Secret Government-Funded U.F.O. Research Team Over at the Pentagon

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Annoying Musical Drones Will Now Drive out Overworking Employees in Japan Come 5 P.M.

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Think the Abominable Snowman Is Just a Myth? For-Yeti 'Bout It, Scientists Say

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A Monumental Fossil Discovery in Antarctica Sheds New Light on Earth's Angsty Teen Years

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After 80 Years, the Art World Has Finally Solved the Most Mysterious Surrealist Puzzle

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Turns out, Baby Bats Develop Accents Based on Where They Grow up, Just Like Us!

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There's a Planet Where It Snows Sunscreen, but Only on the Dark Side Because the Universe Is Confusing as Heck

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Funds Are Being Raised for a Statue Honoring the First Cat in Space and Just Take All My Money Right Meow

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Some Astronomers Observed Two Stars Head-Butting; Why Is This "A Major Breakthrough"?

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Actual Geniuses are Changing Our World Right Now and Getting Honored For It (Not Us, Sorry Mom)