It seems the new ~trendy~ way to propose is with grand, public gestures to show how much you care about someone. But please resist the urge to do this. Remember, you are going to have to tell this story for the rest of your life. Do not make your future spouse say he/she swallowed your ring and then had to wait for it to "pass." Who takes the time to chew dessert anyways? Here are some of the absolute worst ways to propose. Vote the cringe-worthiest to the top!