20 Times Men Confirmed That They Will, in Fact, Die Before Women

It may seem strange to think that the CDC reports men tend to die five years before women. But when we consider how "Saturdays are for the boys," excessive drinking, fights and more have been glorified on the internet over the past few years, that statistic becomes less of a shock. Sure, pop culture may portray men as the "stronger" sex, but we're here to prove that you goons are intentionally shortening your lifespan (you know, outside the legitimate genetic issues).