You got a best friend.
Your parents got a headache.
Because Christmas is for killing zombies, dragons and other diabolical monsters.
You embraced your inner interior designer at an early age.
Can you walk the dog?
Our personal favorite.
If this was on your list, there's an 84 percent chance you're a '90s kid.
Not really for kids but...whatever, everyone's always wanted a brand new car for Christmas, right?!
<-- Quite possibly the most frustrating thing on the planet.
Ruining friendships one round at a time.
Or Beanie Babies.
The smell of a new pack though...
These things are creepy AF, TBH.
Tape a bottle rocket to the top for extra points.
If it's not a Razor, does it even count?
From being allowed to have a landline in your room to getting your first cellphone.
They should have just given these things out in Home Ec.
So many Barbies, so little time.
"It's not a doll!"
Those decals...so hot.
OK, Rubik's Cubes are definitely more frustrating than Etch-a-Sketches.
For those years when Mom and Dad's wallets were running thin.