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1. George Washington
Georgie made a bet with his buddy that he'd hack up his dad's cherry tree, but he lost, so now he's forced to order a Dirty Shirley everywhere he goes.
The Founding Fathers Walk Into a Bar...
As we celebrate the Founding Fathers' achievements culminating in the Fourth of July holiday, let's imagine what kind of intoxicating fun they'd be getting up to in modern times.
