Tom Haverford on "Parks and Recreation" is known for his lackadaisical and apathetic attitude towards his work. Whenever there's an opportunity to abuse what small amount of power he has for working in the government, he does. Oftentimes this "abuse" is used when he has a new business idea which he needs investors for. Check out the list below and let us know how many of his ideas you'd be willing to invest in!
Escargot delivery service.
Butter with glitter in it.
Promoted with the tagline "Baby, you smell good."
Pawnee’s first and only entertainment media conglomerate.
That display text messages.
Laundry detergent with glitter in it.
for babies.
A raunchy animated series based on the imaginary friendship between Tom and Jamie Foxx.
A nightclub that’s only open for one hour two times a year -- cover charge? $5,000.
Every time you pull one out, you get a little message to hype you up. “Blow that nose, playa!”
A dope new game show where Tom asks couples scandalous questions and they have to guess what the other one answered.
A nightclub based on the idea that the word "bistro" is classy as sh*t.
For investors who want to buy a Gulf Stream G-4 jet, take the wheels off and turn the jet into an apartment building.
A gourmet, alcoholic yogurt.
Saltines for tweens.