Tell Us What You're Like at Work and We'll Tell You What Type of Shark You Are

You are in the world’s most boring meeting and it has been going on forever. What are you doing? 

• Sitting quietly, trying to listen, while my intern takes notes. 
• Trying to figure out whose fault this is.    
• Trying not to fall asleep.
• Trying to pivot into a new topic.
• Giving my friend eyes across the room so we can work in tandem to end the meeting.
• Sitting quietly and waiting for someone to come at me, bro.    
• Nodding enthusiastically along with whoever is talking.    
• Counting the days until my retirement.