Move Over, Mars! There's Another Potentially Life-Creating Planet on Deck

Today, the Royal Astrological Society live-tweeted a press conference to provide a special announcement: A global team had discovered significant amounts of phospine, a gas, in the clouds above Venus. According to the RAS, they've ruled out most other explanations for the gas's presence and concluded that, unless there's an atmospheric reaction that's yet to be recorded by science, evidence of life is a very serious consideration. In case you read that too fast, let us reiterate: There may be life on Venus.