Single ladies, heed my words: You guys have it good. I know, I know, it's tough to watch happy couples all over social media live their lovey-dovey lives on Valentine's Day, but today...is your day. And let me tell you why. There's a certain aristocracy that comes with being able to truly put your hands up when Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" comes on, and that's something you'll have a monopoly over until your special someone makes themselves known. So here's to you, singles -- may you be Beyoncé always.