Last week the internet learned that the Duchess of Sussex's half-sister, Samantha Markle, was coming to the U.K. with a big ole agenda.
"Samantha Markle is coming to the UK," the 53-year-old's publicist, Rob Cooper, tweeted on Sept. 24. "After making numerous attempts in private to arrange a one on one meeting with The Duchess of Sussex to discuss their 74 year old father’s health, Kensington Palace have refused to respond. I fear Meghan may not be made aware of these discreet attempts and therefore making this public is the only option we have left. I currently have Samantha in Europe with just one short flight away. This DOESN’T need to be public, we would prefer to keep this private. Samantha is coming to the UK this week, like it or not."
After seeing the sights (Buckingham Palace! Westminster Abbey! The gates of Kensington Palace because she'll never be allowed in!), Samantha sat for an interview with news presenter Jeremy Vine. Her hope was to blame the media for allegedly turning her family's story into a circus. The outcome was a bit different.
Any Google search will show you how off-her-rocker Samantha is, and it's crystal clear that she and Meghan never had a close relationship, despite what she wants others to believe.
Earlier this year, royal biographer Andrew Morton revealed in "Meghan: A Hollywood Princess" that Samantha (formerly known as Yvonne) was a nightmare growing up. According to a recap from Go Fug Yourself, when Samantha's older brother, Thomas Jr., got the room she wanted in the family's new home, she stabbed his water bed until it was drained. "If she didn't get what she wanted out of you, she was your worst nightmare," Tom told Morton. To make matters worse, Samantha's own mother went on the record as saying that she was "not a tolerant young woman."
Today's interview allowed viewers to call in, and one in particular gave it to Samantha real good:
The only thing Samantha convinced people of today is that she's delusional, a bit crackers and unwilling to admit that she's ever had a close enough relationship with Meghan to warrant her social media outbursts. Watch the full interview below, and grab a pillow to scream into because...OH BOY.
UK readers - catch Jeremy Vine weekdays at 9: 15 a.m. (GMT+1) on Channel 5.