"Sabrina the Teenage Witch," everybody's favorite '90s sitcom about witches, is turning 20 this week. And while parts of the show seem a bit outdated (hello 15-pound laptops and bright blonde highlights), there's one timeless aspect of the show: Salem Saberhagen. The human-dictator-turned-cat was sassy, self-assured and always hungry, a.k.a. the most relatable cat ever. And his one-liners are just as applicable today as they were 20 years ago.