Reese Witherspoon and Laura Dern's Friendship Is the Stuff of Dreams

Today is Oscar winner Laura Dern's birthday and in her honor I would like to growl through gritted teeth, "I will not NOT be rich." Dern, famous for her roles in "Jurassic Park," "Enlightened," "Big Little Lies" and "Marriage Story" (for which she won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar), was feted with a big ol' Happy Birthday tribute by close friend and BLL co-star Reese Witherspoon today on Instagram. "Happy Birthday to my bonus sister / my comedy inspiration / my empathy guide for the universe / my partner in all big schemes." Witherspoon wrote. "I love you sister," Dern replied.