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1. She's had two dudes after her since childhood.
Sure, her failure to defend the Grinch’s honor when the whole class was making fun of his shaving nicks (What grade-schooler knows how to shave?! Give him a break!) led to his utter distaste for all things cheerful, but that doesn’t hide the fact that he was all about Martha. Not to mention Mayor Augustus Maywho’s total adoration of her. She’s got men crawling over themselves for her attention! A woman of envy, for sure.