The news of the day is all about how Duchess of Sussex flew her growing baby bump all the way to New York City to attend her $200,000 baby shower (paid for by the hosts, not the subjects of the United Kingdom and its Commonwealth realms), and all she got was a damn crib. The Duchess hung out with Serena Williams and Amal Clooney, among others, to celebrate her soon-to-be child with Prince Harry, and it got us in the mood to throw a baby shower ourselves. Tell us how you'd do it and we'll guess when you celebrate your birthday.