"Please tell me this #PetStats feature isn't my only Christmas present."
Name: "Teeka the terrible!"
Age: "I'm a youngin' of 3 years old."
The Weirdest Thing I've Ever Done: "I like to chase invisible friends."
Most Likely to be Found: "Drooling on my people-Uncle's bed."
Sworn Enemy: "Anybody who wants to pick me up. I'm an independent feline."
Yearbook Quote: "I could come when I hear my name, but where is the challenge in that?"