Select the costumes you'd make your pet wear, and we'll tell you if your pet deserves this Halloween off (short answer: probably).
Don't we look jaunty as we set sail for the high seas.
Treats. All the treats for you, sir.
"Can I take off the wings yet?"
"There's nothing I can technically do to help, but I think that hydrant over there has water."
Extra points for the leash.
"I must follow a meat-based diet, so I can haz steak?"
Opposable thumbs not included.
"Bahhhhhhh."
"To infinity, or at least front door!"