"Mommy had a bunch of questions for me. I barked them, she took notes and then I resumed my nap."
Name: Rascal
Age: 11
Most Likely to be Found: "Under any blanket."
Sworn Enemy: "Maintenance men."
Weirdest Thing I've Ever Done: "I move my kibble from the bowl to the carpet. Then and only then will I eat it."
Yearbook Quote: "Walk?!?"