Hullo, I'm Miles. I'm very delightful but I can't be bothered to come over to you unless you've got some food for me. If you're lucky, I'll do a brief dance on my hind legs. #TALENT
Name: Miles
Age: 6 years old
The Weirdest Thing I've Ever Done: "I got my head stuck in a box and walked around like nothing was wrong."
Most Likely to be Found: "Sleeping under a soft thing."
Sworn Enemy: "Any moving object."
Yearbook Quote: "There is no food that can't be mine with enough persistence."