How do you do, my name is Chief and I got a bath on Friday! My dad asked me some questions and told me I would get treats so I am going to give you all the answers!
Where are my treats?
Name: "Chief aka Chiefy Boo Boo aka Boo Boo (ughh dad is so embarrassing BUT I LOVE HIM)."
The Weirdest Thing I've Ever Done: "I lick my dad's beard every day after he brushes his teeth because it tastes so good. Also, I like to greet people when they enter my home by bringing them a blanket."
Sworn Enemy: "Bananas the Bernese Mountain Dog (She's fine, I guess. I wouldn't be bummed if she disappeared one day)."
Yearbook Quote: "I solved the riddle -- I am the good boy."
Most Likely to be Found: "On the couch next to Dad."