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1. This GOOP-y B*tch
I do not look like this before, during or (especially) after the holidays, so I would prefer not to make eye contact with a Gwyneth Paltrow-like ornament that mocks me every time I try to enjoy my Christmas tree.
5 Outrageously Expensive Ornaments No Christmas Tree Needs
Anyone who's decorated a Christmas tree knows to buy ornaments on the cheap. Unless it holds sentimental value, is a family heirloom or was bought on a trip, don't spend a lot of money on an ornament. On the other hand, if you have money to burn, then by all means, go forth and buy one of these...things.
