I feel equal amounts of fear and fascination every time I watch this video of Mr. Bubz, a disgruntled dog who doesn't like to be cuddled or told how loved he is. Here he is refusing the affections of a pirate:
The video has been watched over 20,000 times since it was posted to Instagram by @jameswilliampenland four day ago.
The fame has already gone to Mr. Bubz's head, it appears: