A couple of weeks ago, Bachelor Matt James got himself in hot water with snack board connoisseurs everywhere when he attempted his first charcuterie spread...ever. The 29-year-old fashioned himself a heart out of Lunchable pizzas and Teddy Grahams ("black and white in there, 'cause we're inclusive") and added tubs of hummus for good measure. As he explained in the TikTok he posted of the board's construction, there were all the makings of a proper charcuterie: sliced meats, cheese and crackers. So, there!
But, like any decent man who subjects himself to judgment on national television, James is trying to better himself. He's been practicing his charcuterie game, testing out new and...unique...combinations and trying to perfect the practice.