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1. 20 to 30 minutes isn't that bad, we can do it.
2. OMG, their food looks so good!
3. That salad is huge.
4. I can't wait. I'm so excited.
5. I want those people in the window to hurry up so we can sit there.
6. How much time has gone by?
7. 10 minutes...we're halfway there.
8. Ugh, I'm starting to get hungry.
9. #Blessed that we came now so by the time we get our food I will be ready to eat.
10. Legit ordering an appetizer, main meal and dessert.
11. Did those people get here before us?
12. Oh, they had a reservation.
13. We probably should have done that.
14. It's been 20 minutes.
15. We're bound to be next.
16. Right?
*Takes 10 minutes to stalk all social media apps*
17. K, it's been 30 minutes.
18. Should I go ask the hostess where we are on the list?
19. She looks really stressed out.
20. I'll give her another 10 before I say anything.
21. OK, those people definitely got here after us and it sounded like they didn't have a reservation.
22. WTF?!
23. Time to start commiserating with other people waiting.
24. Yeah, we put our name in an hour ago and the hostess said it would be 20 minutes.
25. Who's laughing now?
26. Her. The hostess is laughing.
27. It's been an hour and the people in the window haven't moved.
28. I see tables open in there.
29. What's going on?
30. I'm hungry now.
31. Borderline hangry.
32. If she doesn't come out here and tell me we're next, I'm going to get violent.
33. If I had Hulk strength, I'd kick down this pole.
34. Maybe I'll just throw this traffic cone at the window to speed people up.
35. That would do it right?
36. LOL...
*Waits some number of minutes, which feels like an hour*
37. Oh look, here she comes.
38. WHAT?! There are legit six parties ahead of us??
39. How?
40. It's been over an hour
41. OK, I'm going to ask what the deal is.
42. Had I known this was the case, we could have gone somewhere else.
43. But we've waited this long so there's no point in leaving.
*Goes inside and waits for the hostess to appear from the pits of hell where she has apparently disappeared to.*
44. Yeah, hi. Where are we on the list?
45. We're next on the list?
46. Awesome, thanks.
47. Apparently we're next.
*Hostess reappears with menus and takes the group standing next to me to be seated.*
48. ARE YOU F*%#ING KIDDING ME?!
49. She said we were next.
50. What's the deal?
51. MY GOD.
52. This food better taste like it was made in heaven.
53. The hostess is coming back outside.
54. I'm staring at her.
55. She better seat us next.
56. THANK THE LORD.
*Eats entire bread basket, asks for seconds, finishes meal and gets dessert.*
56. That was delicious.
57. Worth the wait.
58. Can't wait to eat my leftovers for breakfast tomorrow.
59. Or maybe once I get home tonight.
60. But lie to me again restaurant hostess and I swear I'll...well, I will probably still wait because your food is delicious.