"OMG wait until you see how I eat a Kit Kat," Kourtney Kardashian tweeted late last month.
We waited until the video went up on YouTube (Kardashian's personal site has a paywall) and -- OMG -- it was a long process.
At the end of this very laborious 2-minute process, Kardashian's only eaten a quarter of a Kit Kat. Here are a few other things you could have done in the time it takes her to eat this delicious bar:
1. Check your social media pages.
2. Send 100 text messages.
3. Learn a new word in the dictionary.
4. Make a phone call.
5. Send 12 full-length Snapchat videos.
6. Brush your teeth.
7. Microwave oatmeal.
8. Listen to a song.
9. Water your garden.
10. Put your plates in the dishwasher.
11. Wipe down your counters.
12. Fold laundry.
13. Go pee.
14. Color.
15. Balance your checkbook.
16. Chug six beers.
17. Set up a game of Monopoly.
18. Put on lotion.
19. Make a paper airplane.
20. Watch a highlight reel.
21. Eat a taco.
22. Do some ab exercises.
23. Walk your dog.
24. Make a sandwich.
25. Chew on a piece of gum until it looses its flavor.
26. Watch a movie preview.
27. Take 250 selfies.
28. Purchase a plane ticket.
29. Make a smoothie.
30. Make a mug cake.
31. Order pizza.
32. Tweet 40 times.
33. Stalk someone on Instagram.
34. Eat a hot dog or two.
35. Eat 30 Kit Kats like a normal person.