I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.
Hm, I should re-read all the "Harry Potter" books.
They're watching a cat video, aren't they?
Do they even work? Is this what they do all day?
Oh good, they're talking to themselves, too -- I'm not the only one.
Wait, were they talking to me?
Nope, don't break their concentration.
Oh, no, they were talking to me.
Why would I know what we're having for dinner tonight? It's 11 a.m.
Don't switch to humming. That's not better.
Maybe I can kick them in the shin and blame it on the dog.
Nah, just gonna do it anyway.
That'll shut them up.
Yayyy, another video call. How can one person be so important?
Are those people seriously not going to mute their mics?
This chaos would never fly in an actual office setting.
The dog's asking to go out. They better get up.
It's raining and I'm in the middle of an email.
I'm not doing it.
Any minute now...
Fine I'll do it.
Oh, we're whistling now. Love it.
Hm, they're not that bad.
Is that "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
Since when can they whistle all of "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
Oh, no. I’m with a "just circling back" person.
How did I end up here?
Virtual company happy hour at 4 p.m.? Wow, OK.
Who knew I was the breadwinner of this household.
I mean, I did.
That wasn't funny.
Oh, hell. Their jokes aren’t funny.
I'm with someone who makes bad office jokes.
And I'm stuck with them through quarantine.
...At least it's the weekend.
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