WARNING: Spoilers ahead for “Game of Thrones” season 8, episode 4: “The Last of the Starks”
I think it’s safe to say that no one knew what to expect from “Game of Thrones” last night. We figured that there would be some kind of shift toward Cersei and King’s Landing, but as far as strategy and what everyone’s mindset was following the Battle of Winterfell and the annihilation of the White Walkers, theories abounded. What did happen, though, we were never going to be ready for: Arya turned down Gendry’s proposal after he was made Lord of Storm’s End; Jaime and Brienne actually did it...and then he ghosted her like a modern-day f*ckboy; Sansa basically told all of Westeros about Jon’s parentage; and Missandei (with the most epic of last words) and Rhaegal the dragon met their ends at the hands of Cersei.
If your emotions weren’t a rollercoaster throughout the entirety of “The Last of the Starks,” you weren’t watching correctly. And with only two episodes left, there’s a lot of wrapping up and most likely a lot more death to cover. While we still can, let’s go over who had the best one-liners of the episode. Warning: The following videos are NSFW, for various adult-rated reasons.