Stick It to the Man and Eat More Than Six Fries After Finishing This Trivia

A Harvard professor who presumably wants a rioting mob at his door has made a statement saying that a single serving of French fries should consist of just six fries. Six. This blasphemy will not be tolerated, at least not by me, so let's celebrate the crispy perfection that is the French fry with some more tidbits of less headache-inducing knowledge.