There can be no glittering red carpet without sponsors, and since those sponsors need to get their product shots in, viewers at home get Julia Roberts with a side of Fiji Water (or Moet!). Tonight's unwitting (or was she?) product star was the Fiji Water Girl. I don't know her name, but I do know she looked dead into the camera nearly every time a celebrity posed. You know what, Fiji Water Girl? Here's to you and your unquenchable thirst (hah!) for fame.