Fiji Water Girl Ruins Just About Every Shot at the Golden Globes

There can be no glittering red carpet without sponsors, and since those sponsors need to get their product shots in, viewers at home get Julia Roberts with a side of Fiji Water (or Moet!). Tonight's unwitting (or was she?) product star was the Fiji Water Girl. I don't know her name, but I do know she looked dead into the camera nearly every time a celebrity posed. You know what, Fiji Water Girl? Here's to you and your unquenchable thirst (hah!) for fame.

Kelly Lynch
by Kelly Lynch
Jan 7, 2019