If you're anything like me, or like the rest of the world, there's great satisfaction in ordering pizza for delivery. What better way to enjoy a night in than wearing cozy pajamas and noshing on a cheesy pie?
Well, reddit user chopped_broccoli's girlfriend sent him a surprise pizza on Valentine's Day while he was away on a business trip, which sounds amazing, right? However, the result was little to be desired. It honestly looks like someone took a big scoop out of the dough when it was soft. The best part of it, the message that the staff wrote inside. Effort Level: 2. Pepperoni Level: 10.
But that's not all the pizza chain has failed at recently.
As us frequent delivery getters know, there are many accoutrements that can come with the pizza. RE: cinnastix, garlic sticks, cheesy bread, dessert and more. But now, apparently, an enterprising Domino's delivery person in Liverpool has decided to offer up some additional sides that are definitely not on the menu.
The additional unmentionables were not a discount on your next order, but rather things like "WEED, MDMA, PILLS, KET, RAW COKE AND MUCH MORE." And get this, he's doing drop offs, ALL NIGHT.
The cards were signed "SMOKEY," which is kinda weird since many of those drugs aren't offered in a "smoking" variety, but that's a separate story. Anyhoo, apparently the individual has been suspended whilst under further investigation with the Merseyside Police.
But, pizza seekers, fear not you can order calmly, as "SMOKEY" has been taken off the market. It's good to know, that through it all, pizza has prevailed.