File These Photos of a Dog With an Extra Mini Forehead Tail Under "Very Important"

Meet Narwhal. Made famous by the popular Twitter account WeRateDogs, Narwhal was born with an extra tail on his forehead. According to the BBC, Narwhal is 10 weeks old and was abandoned in Missouri; he was taken in by animal rescue center Mac's Mission and has had all the necessary x-rays done to confirm that he's in no pain due to the mini tail.  Also confirmed: This tail does not wag. That would make him "too powerful," according to one fan. The internet is divided (read: losing its sh*t) over what to call Narwhal's extra appendage, though.