Cats are *ssholes. If you've ever owned one or interacted with one, this statement should come as no surprise. I love my feline companion, Jules, more than anything in this world, but sometimes she is such a diva I wonder if I should have named her Mariah instead. They're spiteful animals and unlike dogs, they don't understand (or choose to ignore) when they're in trouble. Therefore, they continue to walk on the kitchen table and push things off of it with zero remorse.
In a video that is nothing short of shocking, one cat was about to do just that. He began to push a glass vase with his paw toward the edge of the table while his owners looked on, just waiting to hear the inevitable crash as it hit the floor. After thinking better of it, though (and no doubt knowing that he was being watched), he moved the vase back to its original place.
I KNOW. I TOLD YOU IT WAS SHOCKING.
Can someone please teach my cat to do this? Because if I have to pick one more envelope up off the floor I'm going to lose my sh*t.