Cabinet of Curiosities: How Do Nail Polishes Get Their Names?

I know I’m not the only one who’s had a tough week at work or school and wished they could do something different with their lives, like be an ice cream taste-tester or one of those people who get paid by NASA to literally lay in bed. Personally, my biggest wonder is who in the world gets paid to think of nail polish names like “Rollin’ With the Chromies” and “Where’s My Chauffeur?” Turns out, there’s actually more of a well-oiled machine behind the whole process.