While some of you are still mourning the end of Brangelina, others are giving two thumbs up to a new fauxmance taking place on the cover of Star Magazine.
This week's issue claims that "It's On!" between Brad Pitt and Kate Hudson, and for the first time ever, I want to believe this story is true.
"Brad and Kate's Night of Passion!" the headline screams.
"He's just so hot!" Kate probably told her gal pals while lounging casually in Fabletics.
Meanwhile, "Bitter" Angelina Jolie brands Hudson a "nobody."
Forgot how baseless this story is. Brad Pitt and Kate Hudson are dating! Not IRL, but inside a magazine, which is almost the same.
“Brad and Kate had more sexy meetups at her Pacific Palisades mansion—though the gentlemanly Brad, a parent himself, would always wait until Kate’s two young sons...were asleep in bed.”
BRAD YOU ARE SO GENTLEMANLY.
Jezebel first brought this (probably false) pairing to my attention, and its readers were equally thrilled to hear this non-news:
Another believes this could be Pitt's attempt at breaking into rom coms:
So, Nigel Overstreet wrote up a rough draft of Pitt's newest movie project: