The premiere of "BH90210" airs tonight at 9:00 p.m. on FOX. There's not a lot that we know about this (for lack of a better word) reboot, but what we do know is that one cannot possibly show up at West Beverly High, the Peach Pit or the Beverly Hills Beach Club looking like a fashion reject. Check off every item below that you'd wear while driving around in your Corvette/BMW/Porsche/Mustang.
In every neckline imaginable.
Take a page from Mr. Sanders. Snug running shorts and a crop top.
Take your pick.
It must have a pattern of sorts (like David's alphabet theme).
Preferably from Jessica McClintock.
Extra points for accessorizing with gold chains.
But make it "taylored" (hah!).